Mum: you look like good Friday
Me: what?!
Mum: well you look like Jesus just died on the cross. What happened? You looked like christmas yesterday

Just chill. Give yourself one day away from work, stress, study, people, whatever and just make time for that one day to do things you love that you haven’t made time for yourself to do in agesss.

I get frustrated at the two pigeons making love in the attic. I never said making love was a bad thing… But I can’t sleep or think when there’s pigeon moans echoing through the vents and into my room. It’s been a month now and I hear those sounds every couple of days… The more love they make, the more pigeons they make and the chain of pigeon moaning will never end!

*cries*